starksexual:

so i’m watching hannibal and this fucking ad comes up

starksexual:

so i’m watching hannibal and this fucking ad comes up

matthewsagan:

My cat kept trying to sit on my keyboard and I had to keep taking her off so finally I put another keyboard beside it that’s not plugged in and now she sits on it all proud and shit like she won the battle.

matthewsagan:

My cat kept trying to sit on my keyboard and I had to keep taking her off so finally I put another keyboard beside it that’s not plugged in and now she sits on it all proud and shit like she won the battle.

So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I’m still trying to figure out how that could be. [insp]

mostlygreenday:

your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone

tschaikovsky:

Best tweet ever.

tschaikovsky:

Best tweet ever.

elena1981:

barrel—rider:

Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones

slafennog:

How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.

southpauz:

True story.

I just wanted a refill on my Sprite. 

That’s all I wanted.

and I would have done anything for it